Hello World

5sob:

why is he doing this to me

(via ashsdimples)

indoxyl:

i wanna give a high five to every parents who have a hot son good job 

(via lace-up-mfs)

freefolly:

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

How does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
    reply Yeah, you.
4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

Dude that is genius

Slow clappin’ it out.

This is amazing

(via lace-up-mfs)

freefolly:

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

How does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
    reply Yeah, you.
4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

Dude that is genius

Slow clappin’ it out.

This is amazing

(via donotcockblock)

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

(via fuckthemprettygirls)

so driving back from the city yesterday, i get a random text from what appears to be a middle school boy that texted the wrong number.

best-of-funny:

feather-broa:

knttygrrl:

n0dlove:

willinoise:

^lil playa~~

so does this make me a fucked up individual or

YOU ARE MY FAVORITE PERSON IN THE WORLD

I LITERALLY COULD NOT NOT REBLOG THIS. 

I’VE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR FOREVER.

X

imfamousontumblr:

when somebody actually texts me first and wants to hang out

(Source: mannysantosisgonnabefamous, via blissfull-beginnings)

rnedia:

trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on

(Source: drarna, via sunwate-r)

(Source: bandwagonlove, via skate-high)

basedgosh:

girlfriends who purposely give their boyfriends boners at inconvenient/inappropriate times are evil and powerful and should be feared

(via leginger)

ladykatniss:

when someone yells STOP i never know if its in the name of love, or if its hammertime

(via dully-enthusiastic)